15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*

me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

shutupaubrey:

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3

Barf!^^^^

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

Ha!

namelessin314:

Lemon Basil Mojito
Freeze: mint, basil &amp; lemon slices
Muddle: sprig of basil, sprig of mint, 1 t. honey, 1 t. lemon juice, 3 T rum
Add ice cubes and top the glass off with seltzer

Iiii&#8217;m making these after my Zombie run this Saturday!!

namelessin314:

Lemon Basil Mojito

Freeze: mint, basil & lemon slices

Muddle: sprig of basil, sprig of mint, 1 t. honey, 1 t. lemon juice, 3 T rum

Add ice cubes and top the glass off with seltzer

Iiii’m making these after my Zombie run this Saturday!!

(Source: theantidote)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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Oh my. This is exactly true.