If it catches my eye, you're gonna hear about it.
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager
"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
Oh my. This is exactly true.