If it catches my eye, you're gonna hear about it.
And a couple of more things!
What the fuck is up with Murphy, Texas?? These new little towns that pop up are like sugar to flies for all the assholes of the world that have nowhere else to go! I mean, I can imagine what goes on at Little League games. Probably broken bottle fights and cursing and yelling in front of children… probably AT children. Moms, please teach and love your boys up so they don’t feel they have to buy trucks with train horns for the sole purpose of road raging harder than the biggest asshole on the street. Constructive shit would cure that.
And…I don’t have anything against tattoos. But if you’re getting them to hide any of your insecurities, let me tell you, it shows!
So I bust my ass to get to a yoga class this afternoon, the schedule says 11am. I’m like 15 mins late but shit 45 is better than nada. I fucking chk in at desk, dumb broad doesn’t say a fucking thing when I ask where the yoga room is (probably all that fucking ink on her arm, got to her brain fucking cells). I go in & start it up and 15 fucking mins later it fucking ends!
So I ask comic book girl (I really have nothing against tattoos she just pissed me off) why schedule online says 11? She tells me on Tuesdays yoga’s only 1/2 hr. Now who the fuck has a 1/2 hr yoga class??
I drove 8 miles outta my way to work out before I booze my shit up tonight at the Beyoncé concert and I get 15 damn mins?!?
Bite and suck it.
On the bright side, I have a half an hour extra to myself so namaste bitches!!!